Good day ladies and gentlemen, welcome to yet another edition of RSD Jeffy Blog Dot Com. Just got back from Canada, off to Orlando with tyler this weekend. Here’s where I’ll be after that:
April 26: San Francisco
May 3: San Francisco
May 10: Vegas
May 17: San Francisco BAY TO BREAKERS FESTIVAL
May 23: San Francisco
May 30: San Francisco
June 6: San Francisco
June 12: New York City
June 20: San Francisco
June 26: Chicago
July 4: San Francisco
July 11: CALGARY STAMPEDE
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Sweet. So you probably noticed my sweet new face computer Google Glass in the thumbnail accompanying this article. It’s awesome it plugs right into the USB on my computer, it’s perfect. I may end up dating it like Joaquin Phoenix in that movie.
In other news, I just signed up for Obamacare, now Obama cares for me. I make so little Gross Adjusted Income that I qualified for the best plan, the Diamond plan where Obama actually comes to your home and gently caresses your head while saying, “I, um, care for you.” This weekend in Canada I was excitedly telling girls this and demonstrating Obama’s caress, then chastising them saying, “Wat the fuk do you have…. ROB FORDCARE. Where a fat guy comes to your house and smokes crack with you. Actually, that sounds pretty damn good. I’m not fat shaming.”
And anyways, both of tose things have absolutely nothing to do with today’s video, shot at the recent Las Vegas Free Tour. In the video, I address some strategies and overall PROTIPS wth regard to gaming in LOUD club environments. I also relate some tales from my days working for the man, before I became the master of my own destiny, AKA a notorious scumbag who teaches men how to rail whores in a van. Check it out:
Having said all that, I’m gonna sign off so I can get back in the studio, where I am recording an AUDIO BOOK version of Nine Ball, which will likely be a BONUS available with my Online Game Magnum Opus, “The Program,” which we’ve scheduled for an October release. It’s pretty funny recording it actually, because in a way its like acting in a reenactment of the events, except I’m playing all the parts. I find myself doing impressions of people as I do their dialogue, like Tyler’s for example. lol
Anyways, be on the lookout for it. Let me know what you think in the comments.