Hi-motherfucking-diddly neighborinos, Jeffy here with more sprinkles of mist for the night. I am here in Las Vegas, Nevada on a mission… a mission to elect Donald Trump as the next President of the United States.
TRUMP IS PEACE
TRUMP IS FREEDOM
TRUMP IS STRENGTH
Vote Trump/Rodman 2016. Here’s where I’ll be next:
8/29: San Francisco
10/10: San Francisco
11/28: New York
12/12: Los Angeles
1/9: San Francisco
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Anyway, I just got up and it’s time to hit the fucking campaign trail, but before I do that, I wanted to get this wonderful video up. It was recorded in San Francisco last August, but for some reason I never got around to editing it. Going through an old hard drive I discovered it and wrapped it up with a bow for your educational purposes this fine tuesday.
It is a primer on “How To Be Cool,” as related by the fictional character “Michelle,” a six year old girl from the television program “Full House.”
Hopefully that sheds some light on this very important issue, and you can now go through the rest of your life being cool. And let me tell you… IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE COOL.
Thanks for reading and I’ll see you next tuesday.